The Caramel Fritter

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

The Fritter goes shopping for bras

Yes I am a male, and yes I went shopping for Bras. No not for me.. well... not for me to use. Anyway, my wife is regularly complaining about the lack of selection for her in the Bra department. I of course like most men (I think) thought this was ludicrous. If you are male and you happen say..., in your life to have walked into a department store realize immediately that their are a LOT of Breast sizes, styles, and types of bra for different purposes. Now, I have heard women complain about finding bras that are supportive, or that feel nice, or look nice, or shape them a particular way (Yes ladies, we often hear you talking we just choose not to acknowledge). However, until I was married I never recalled a woman say that they could not find a Bra. THERE ARE LOTS OF BRAS OUT THERE RIGHT??? well sort of. I guess for women with "regular sized" busts this is true. However,for an adult woman with AA breasts it seems more difficult. My wife is a AA 36, which if you were to ask not that you have... is perfect. Regardless, (and if you ever say that I must be dating a little girl or anything of that sort... your a prick or some other more offensive explenitive!!) bras are made for women that are AA 36 but not many. No nice, pretty lace covered bras, no sexy bras, nothing but semi-utilitarian products. You can buy sexy bras for very large women... but small??? No. And yes I have looked on line check it out, boring. There are a few sports bras... Think about it a woman who has breasts that are inherently small does not need them squashed up against her. As I said before there are bras... find something different, not padded up to make you look like something your not, just a nice bra, and a little selection? Anyway, that's my gripe for the day, maybe I'll chat about the overpriced nature of men's underwear next... Nah.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

The Fritter

The Fritter




This is my first Blog attempt so bear with the relative crudeness of this endeavor, more a test than a true post. Regardless, I intend for The Fritter to be a place to share ideas about art, life, and yes... Donuts. Occasionally even leaning towards those rambling conversations and stories told whilst holding a lovely Caramel apple Fritter in one hand and a steaming creamy coffee in the other. Bliss, even if the conversation is crap. Although, that should rarely happen, defecation really isn't that interesting or appetizing a discussion. Where as the intricacies in finding and keeping in business a quality doughnut shop... is appetizing indeed. I am an artist, teacher, and believer in the oral pictoral and written story. Communication and information is fine, however, a good story makers things better, even if it is mildly inflated, debated, or just an outright lie or fantasy.