The Fritter goes shopping for bras
Yes I am a male, and yes I went shopping for Bras. No not for me.. well... not for me to use. Anyway, my wife is regularly complaining about the lack of selection for her in the Bra department. I of course like most men (I think) thought this was ludicrous. If you are male and you happen say..., in your life to have walked into a department store realize immediately that their are a LOT of Breast sizes, styles, and types of bra for different purposes. Now, I have heard women complain about finding bras that are supportive, or that feel nice, or look nice, or shape them a particular way (Yes ladies, we often hear you talking we just choose not to acknowledge). However, until I was married I never recalled a woman say that they could not find a Bra. THERE ARE LOTS OF BRAS OUT THERE RIGHT??? well sort of. I guess for women with "regular sized" busts this is true. However,for an adult woman with AA breasts it seems more difficult. My wife is a AA 36, which if you were to ask not that you have... is perfect. Regardless, (and if you ever say that I must be dating a little girl or anything of that sort... your a prick or some other more offensive explenitive!!) bras are made for women that are AA 36 but not many. No nice, pretty lace covered bras, no sexy bras, nothing but semi-utilitarian products. You can buy sexy bras for very large women... but small??? No. And yes I have looked on line check it out, boring. There are a few sports bras... Think about it a woman who has breasts that are inherently small does not need them squashed up against her. As I said before there are bras... find something different, not padded up to make you look like something your not, just a nice bra, and a little selection? Anyway, that's my gripe for the day, maybe I'll chat about the overpriced nature of men's underwear next... Nah.
posted by Caramel Fritter | 2:01 AM
2 Comments:
It is not easy to find voluptious bras for amply sized women... They only make bras for non-existant women.
I applaud you for beginning the search for a bra for your wife but finding the perfect bra is like starting a tiger trek in Kenya. You first must hire a whole lot of native guides, go shopping for all the equiptment and supplies you will need in the bush not forgetting to stock up on pith helmets, brandy and the finer things in life... then you must listen to old tales by wizened wise women who tell you that the search could be very dangerous to your mental health but tell tales of a mythical city lined with gold bras... Then you trek through the wilderness, malls and shopping meccas of the internet letting your beard grow long and and your fingernails grow to unhealthy proportions... ANd then one day you might stumble upon the perfect bra just as you are about to give up and then it will jump on you and try to strangle you with it's bra straps before you are able to tame it into submission.
Are you prepared to wander into the jungles of lingerie?
I saw a thing on Marketplace on Sunday, talking about selling sex to tweens and they were mentioning bras at LaSenza girl that were 34AA.... Might be worth a check. Of course, just because I like sequiny bras that say 'Diva-queen' and such doesn't mean that Mrs. Fritter does too...
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